Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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