she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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