1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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