do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
