i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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