My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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