Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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