drinking out of a sandbucket again
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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