why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Randomize
