Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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