these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Randomize