By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
