Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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