I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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