billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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