why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
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Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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