why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Actions speak louder than pants.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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