I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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