Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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