I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Randomize
