I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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