if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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