You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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