so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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