i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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