we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize
