So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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