LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Rumble strips road head = magical
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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