Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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