This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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