Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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