When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
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