I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Hippo gnu deer
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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