I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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