Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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