Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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