I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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