I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
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I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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