Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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