dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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