Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
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Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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