she woke up with a sticky ear
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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