Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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