based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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