She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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