You made me cry and you don't even care
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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