The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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