You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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