Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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