return my video game
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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