Pappa wants mamma naked
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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