im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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