I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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